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MAGA DUMBASS OF THE DAY
A daily receipt: one real, verbatim, sourced quote from the MAGA universe. Updated at noon every day.

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June 25, 2026
“I'm not wearing this gay bullsh*t. Queers don't watch Baseball anyway. They watch The View, enjoy therapy, & fudge packing sessions. And anyone inside the LGBTQ community, or those who support them don't like what I just said, then I say to you…. Go fuck yourselves, & eat a dick. And I mean that in the most literal sense.”
Aubrey Huff, Former San Francisco Giants First Baseman
THE RECEIPT Former athlete uses slurs and vulgarity to attack LGBTQ community, falsely claims they don't watch baseball.
June 24, 2026
“Dr. Fauci is clearly evil, a criminal, a fraud, a charlatan, and a mass murderer, who has committed crimes against humanity- even if you leave out the lies about the Covid vaccine…and even if you disagree that the Covid vaccine killed and injured millions.”
Wayne Allyn Root, Conservative TV and radio host, CEO, businessman, best-selling author
THE RECEIPT Calls Fauci a mass murderer and criminal without evidence of indictment or conviction, then advocates multi-state prosecutions as political retaliation.
June 23, 2026
“America is a White country by its founding and heritage. Non-Whites are growing increasingly arrogant and ungrateful; they've overstayed their welcome, and I stand with the patriots calling them out.”
Tom Hennessy, GiveSendGo fundraiser organizer
THE RECEIPT Fundraiser organizer explicitly states America is a white country and non-white people have overstayed their welcome.
June 22, 2026
“I can t call him a man. Who knows what gender he is?”
Stephen Miller, White House Deputy Chief of Staff
THE RECEIPT Deputy Chief of Staff mocks opponent's gender identity on live TV, using the same tactic he criticizes.
June 21, 2026
“Missiles aren't the problem. They hurt a little location, but they don't blow up the planet.”
Donald Trump, President
THE RECEIPT Trump reversed his admin's core rationale for Operation Epic Fury, which officials said was destroying Iran's missile capabilities as a central objective.
June 20, 2026
“If Ketanji Brown Jackson s oral argument antics sound bad on audio, imagine how much worse she d be on camera. It d be like giving Hunter Biden a bag of coke and the neighborhood hooker s phone number and expecting him to behave himself.”
Shawn Fleetwood, Staff writer, The Federalist
THE RECEIPT Compares Supreme Court justice to giving Hunter Biden cocaine and a prostitute's number. Inflammatory, derogatory, and lacks substantive argument.
June 19, 2026
“I didn't want to see economic catastrophe. If you kept this going, that could have happened. But all I know is every time we talked about the possibility of peace, the stock market shot up like a rocket ship. It never went down. They didn't like it, the people. You know, the stock market is more brilliant than anybody there is, including the people on this stage other than me.”
Donald Trump, President of the United States
THE RECEIPT Stock market is 'more brilliant than anybody' including himself. Claims market signals justified Iran deal over military action.
June 18, 2026
“When I am president I will ban 'kindergarten graduations' and impose steep retroactive fines on every school that has had one over the past 20 years.”
Matt Walsh, Daily Wire host
THE RECEIPT Threatens retroactive fines on schools for kindergarten ceremonies; absurd threat of federal punishment for routine school traditions.
June 18, 2026
“Under the disastrous Open Border Policy of Crooked Joe Biden and his traitorous DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, TENS OF MILLIONS of criminals, including over 13,000 STONE-COLD MURDERERS, poured into our Country from Prisons and Jails, from Mental Institutions and Insane Asylums, Trump wrote. Needless to say, they were NOT always the safest drivers! Car Insurance Premiums rose to RECORD HIGHS, forcing Law-abiding American Citizens to subsidize the free riding" Biden Illegals. After over a year of ZERO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, and our highly successful efforts to REVERSE the Biden Invasion, Car Insurance Premiums have come tumbling down, he explained.”
Donald Trump, President
THE RECEIPT Claims TENS OF MILLIONS of criminals and 13,000 murderers poured in; no evidence supports these numbers or claim of zero illegal immigration.
June 17, 2026
“It is so frustrating to know that our government was engaged in this activity over the years, and now it s not a mystery why Joe Biden pardoned Mr. Fauci. It s not necessarily because he was worried about us coming after him, it s because he was worried about the truth getting out to the American people, and that s what s finally starting to happen.”
Lance Gooden, U.S. Representative (R-TX), House Judiciary and House Armed Services
THE RECEIPT Biden did not pardon Anthony Fauci; Fauci was never charged with any crime requiring a pardon.
June 16, 2026
“At the appropriate time, when all is calm, we will go in and get the Nuclear Dust, buried deep under the powerful sunken granite mountains, thanks to our beautiful B-2 Bombers and their brilliant pilots, and downblend and destroy it, whether in Iran, or the United States”
Donald Trump, President
THE RECEIPT Trump uses the absurd term 'Nuclear Dust' and employs grandiose language ('beautiful B-2 Bombers and their brilliant pilots') while discussing a serious nuclear material retrieval operation; the colorful rhetoric and coined phrase 'Nuclear Dust' undermine the gravity of the situation.
June 16, 2026
“The Democrat Party is the largest, most powerful criminal organization there has ever been on planet Earth because they use the federal government of the United States, state governments, and local governments to facilitate their crimes”
Jesse Kelly, Host, The First
THE RECEIPT Assertion that Democratic Party is a 'criminal organization' using government to 'facilitate crimes' is hyperbolic political rhetoric unsupported by evidence of systematic criminal conspiracy; equivalent accusation could be leveled at any party in power.
June 15, 2026
“Domes are the antithesis of football, and dare I say America. They are fake in their presentation, communist in their value, and European in their softness.”
Dylan Housman, Daily Wire Opinion Columnist
THE RECEIPT Calls domed stadiums 'communist' and 'European' without rational justification; equates architectural design with ideological corruption and national character.
June 15, 2026
“Trump Hating Judge wants to keep it open because his wife probably told him to do so”
Donald Trump, President
THE RECEIPT Trump falsely attributed Judge Christopher Cooper's ruling to his wife's influence and called him 'Trump Hating'—Cooper ruled based on law (only Congress can change Kennedy Center's name), not spousal pressure; Trump's attack on the judge's wife (Amy Jeffress) is a personal smear unrelated to the legal merits.
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